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FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

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Friends are such wonderful people you'd want to keep for a lifetime. They care for you, love you and pamper you with loads of affection. They might not give their life for yours, but would do everything they can to save yours. Too many friends can be too much trouble at times because you'd have to split your loyalty equally among them all and in the process of trying not to offend any, you end up upsetting all. Such a tedious task if you ask me. Everything should be done in moderation as the old advice goes. Yet that doesn't take away any credit from true friends. Let's consider another concept of friendship. Its the kind of package that many of us have either subscribed to or heard tales about. Friends with benefits is an agreement between a guy and a girl that looks like a real relationship but isn't. They both enjoy some certain 'benefits' that should ordinarily be found in a real relationship. Let me shed some light in there for you... There'...

MANAGEMENT LESSONS!!!!

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I figured you could use some few management tips so the moment I stumbled upon this, the first person I thought of was......YOU. All the credit goes to the internet as I didn't write this one (we all know i can write better, lol). So lets get right to it. ************************************************************************************ A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree...," sighed the turkey, "....but I haven't got the energy." Well, why don't you nibble on some ofmy droppings?" replied the bull. "They are packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branchof the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot th turkey outnof the tr...

'BOYFIDENCE'

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One of the most incredible things that could happen to a young boy is 'a girl hitting on him', and you will agree with me on that. It swells his ego,gets his confidence muscled up and makes him feel on top of the world. ******************************************************************************************************* It was Wesley's first time of having such experience and it thrilled him beyond what words can tell. His life never remained the same after the event. He had just finished the last class of his first week in the university and joined the great multitude swarming towards the bus stop for a ride home. He was not feeling too good with himself because the last lecturer gave a pop-up test and he screwed up big time. He had been warned against such impromptu assessments but he figured it was too early for any lecturer to give a test. This particular one, a maths professor, was so mean he even told them it would be his greatest joy to see everyone fail. That st...