MANAGEMENT LESSONS!!!!

I figured you could use some few management tips so the moment I stumbled upon this, the first person I thought of was......YOU. All the credit goes to the internet as I didn't write this one (we all know i can write better, lol). So lets get right to it.
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree...," sighed the turkey, "....but I haven't got the energy." Well, why don't you nibble on some ofmy droppings?" replied the bull. "They are packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branchof the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot th turkey outnof the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss. The brain sais, "I should be boss because I control the whole boby's responses and funtions." The feet said, "We should be boss because we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on, with the heart, the lungs and the eyes, until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the assholeshould be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a boss...any asshole will do!

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him, "Can I sit like you and do nothing all day long?" "Sure, why not", replied the crow. So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it up.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Quite hilarious and at same time thought provoking. I do hope you learnt one or two from those. Kindly leave comments below if you have any......cheers!

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